Ouch!

Yesterday, Biggun's friend, Carrie, came to visit me. She loves me. She thinks I am the cutest thing in the world...probably because I am. But! She and Biggun did the meanest thing ever! They cut my fingernails!!! And Biggun clipped one too closely and it bled. SQUEAK! It hurt so badly! So, because Biggun is negligent in her efforts to care for me, I have to take my antibiotic medicine again for a few days so that I don't get an infection AND she put Neosporin on my paw! It's horrible! This is the worst torture ever! I was going to stay mad all night last night and all day today, but I couldn't because when they were done abusing me, they took me outside and caught me 4 grasshoppers and one of them was very big with wings. Wings!! Big wings! They were delicious! I wonder what I would look like with wings?
Then, this morning I discovered something interesting. I found out that I like to dig now that my nails aren't so long. I practiced and practiced with the dirt in my room and I now have a little hole. Well, it's more like a dent in the dirt. It made me tired, though, so I went back to bed for a nap.

I checked my e-mail again today and found another letter from my friend Brittney. She wrote me a poem and I would like to share it. It's a very nice poem and very true, except for the part about my nose, which is really tan and soft. But, my eyes look like shiny beads or buzzing bees!

Brittney's poem
Your nose is so black as a bead
Your eyes are like silver buzzing bees
Your paws are the color brown just like the color of my hair
You are fuzzy just like the fuzzy mouse
Your tail is so fluffy
Your beautiful skin is the color of brown with stripes
Your ears are are the color of my eyes
A ground squirrel is just like this

Speaking of my nose, did you know I can use it like a shovel? I can! I use it to help me dig. But, sometimes, sand gets up my nose a little bit and I have to stop and wash my face because it tickles too much.
Another thing that tickles my face is the place behind the refrigerator. Biggun has this big thing called a refrigerator in the kitchen. I don't really know why. But, it is an interesting thing - she opens it a lot and cold air comes out. And then, the other day when she was cooking, she opened the refrigerator and I was going to look in again, but I saw that there was a space between the refrigerator and the counter and I ran down there. Then, I could turn and run behind the refrigerator. Guess what?? It's very warm and cozy back there. There is a lot of fluff and stuff and I made myself a little nest. Biggun got mad because she couldn't find me. Then she got more mad when I came out because I was "filthy" she said. So, she washed me and that made me sort of angry because I liked the fluffy stuff on my whiskers. But, the nest is still there, so when I can, I will go back and play in the warm place behind the refrigerator.

Ok, I'm going to go get a pine nut now. Thanks for reading what I did today!